Bethesda, Blizzard, Bungie, Capcom, Microsoft, Konami, id, CD Projekt Red, and Wii Fit all pulled fast ones on the slow-witted during today's annual prankapalooza.
News editors pondered what would happen if
Animal Crossing's Tom Nook was a Deadwood-like murderous criminal,
Resident Evil's Umbrella Corporation needed a bailout, and how
Colonial Marines would react to the implosion of the Aliens games--if Colonial Marines actually existed. The prospect of
2K combining its critically lauded, ultra-violent BioShock series with its poorly reviewed, family-friendly Carnival Games also raised its head.
There was also plenty of tomfoolery by publishers and developers this April Fool's Day, which has become a cultural touchstone for gamers. Here are some of the more prominent ones:
Blizzard's Blowout:--
New Diablo III class, the Archivist: A dottering, semi-senile old man whose dialogue tree includes the opinions "Have you seen my pants?" "Look at this mole on my neck" and "I smell like bacon and summertime."
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New Starcraft II Unit, the Terratron: Nothing at all like a Transformer. Really. Its role? "Omega Supreme Defense," which sounds like an acne-control medication¬from the future!
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Pimp my Mount: Service that lets players trick out their world of Warcraft steeds with "armor plating, a few spikes or chains, or maybe even some flaming decals."
--World debut of WOW's new player versus player
Dance Battle System, which has the Horde and the Alliance groups facing off in Dance Dance Revolution style showdowns. (Cue Blood Elf jazz hands.)
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Microsoft touted the latest Guitar Hero parody, the
Xbox 360 "exclusive" Alpine Legend, complete with Alpine Horn peripheral and yodel karaoke track.
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THQ debuted a new
Office-like featurette about the development of a new Red Faction: Guerilla weapon, the Ostrich Hammer
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Konami issued a ludicrously fake trailer for the next Metal Gear Solid game, which will feature
an unexpected protagonist. (Hint: the "Ancient Snake" comment wasn't too far off the mark¬)
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Bethesda Softworks poked fun at itself by
doubling the price of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion's much-maligned horse armor DLC to M$P400 ($5) on Xbox Live. All other Oblivion XBLM content is now half-off for the next week.
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id Software playfully teased its new browser-based massively multiplayer online first-person shooter,
World of Quake Live.
--In and half-convincing press release, Polish develop CD Projekt Red announced the new, completely non-existent The Witcher: Mysterious Secrets for "all current-gen, next-gen and gen-after-next-gen handheld systems and is scheduled for release between Tuesday and Friday 2010."
--When performing a body tests today,
Wii Fit pretends to not function for a brief few seconds. Then, in a chirpy and cheery voice, then tells you you're drastically overweight with complete earnestness.
--Nerd merchandise emporium
ThinkGeek posted its latest high-tech wearable, the
$99.99 blue and orange Portal shirts (must be bought in pairs to function.)
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Capcom joked their graphically intense forthcoming shooter Dark Void has gone in a new direction--it's "
going totally 8-bit!" The game's new cover art also goes for a retro feel, including being pre-worn around the edges.
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GameStop touted the
ventriloquist title called My Wii Buddy with bonus tuxedo T-shirts.
--Developer
Ready at Dawn used to unveil a new mode in God of War: Chains of Olympus. Called "Cube of War," it lets gamers can play as the companion cube from the game Portal.
--Halo 3 developer
Bungie Studios announced the fictional
Bungie Ultimate Ninja Gaming League Extreme, which is "is poised to become the first and only professional gaming league that forces players to wield the true skill-based weapon." That weapon? The Spiker--the only weapon that players can use, period. A multimillion-dollar championship is to be held in Dubai later this year.
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